SPOOFS
Commercial Spoofs

aol.wav
[Makes fun of stupid America Online] (107k)

assjet.wav
[This is the Assjet skit from Saturday Night Live] (177k)

barbo.wav
[Barbi strikes back, in the movie Barbo] (31k)

bartend.wav
[Apply for Bartending College] (112k)

bartles.wav
[Try Bartles & James Brown Wine Coolers - the cooler cooler] (97k)

beanmnth.wav
[Let's celebrate Baked Beans Month] (81k)

beaver.wav
[Clint Eastwood... is Beaver... in the all new Leave it to Beaver] (212k)

beaver2.wav
[The all new Leave it to Beaver - part 2] (219k)

beaver3.wav
[The all new Leave it to Beaver - part 3] (162k)

bevhcop.wav
[Eddie Murphy stars in Beverly Hills Cop 3 and 4] (153k)

bggayone.wav
[The elite new fighting force - The Big Gay One - prepares to nail Saddam Hussein] (131k)

bh_cop.wav
[A Beverly Hillbillies Cop song] (136k)

bimbo.wav
[The American Bimbo Collection] (169k)

boogers.wav
[Watch the new cartoon - The Boogers - on Saturday mornings] (85k)

bubba.wav
[Save big with President Bubba's Government Surplus Sale] (176k)

butthead.wav
"We call them Buttheads, but they're actually the unfortunate victims of cranial rectosis" (163k)

beaver-idol.wav
[Billy Idol stars in the all new Leave it to Beaver] (234k)

chmpagne.wav
[Showering in champagne is stupid and wasteful] (152k)

clintst.wav
[Clint Eastwood as Fred Flinstone] (273k)

clintst2.wav
[Clint Eastwood as Fred Flintone - part 2] (192k)

condoms.wav
[Order regular-sized condoms with big-sized package names] (95k)

copchanl.wav
[The Cop Channel - constant cop shows, 24 hours a day] (182k)

cousteau.wav
[Jacques Cousteau's crew wears underwear] (108k)

crshdiet.wav
[Get on the Slim Crash Diet] (96k)

delta.wav
[Hilarious commercial for Delta air - all spoken in EBONICS!] (184k)

dickens.wav
[Everyone likes Dicken's Cider from Dicken's Fruit Stand] (158k)

dubthtr.wav
[Watch your favorite movies in your favorite language - at Dubs Theater] (200k)

elvistap.wav
[Buy the Elvis Tapes - secret recordings of Elvis' last telephone conversations] (204k)

fairygod.wav
[Marlon Brando is The Fairy Godfather] (211k)

fromage.wav
[The silent, but deadly scent of Coup la Fromage] (158k)

fungusht.wav
[Come on down to the fungus hut!] (149k)

gdfella.wav
[The most violent animated film of the year - You're a Goodfella, Charlie Brown] (83k)

gumpfict.wav
[Tom Hanks in Gump Fiction] (497k)

gumpfict.wav
[If you get California Hottub Rectal Gonnorhea, it'll really burn your ass] (135k)

impaired.wav
"The following program is close captioned for the thinking impaired." (9k)

intercom.wav
[Become a professional intercom announcer! Listen to this.] (150k)

jack.wav
[Jack Nicholas working at Jack 'n the Box] (181k)

jholmes.wav
[John Holmes' 18 inch pizza] (124k)

job_srch.wav
[Job Search - helping the unemployed find jobs] (80k)

lifebook.wav
[Life Books presents Totally Unrelated Events of no Consequence] (217k)

ltrelvis.wav
[And now it's time for Letters to Elvis] (152k)

lustrtng.wav
[ABC presents - Lust for Ratings - the true story of today's most sensitive issues, transformed into television trash] (151k)

luvtustle.wav
[I bet you'd like to learn the Love Tustle] (193k)

mission.wav
[A political mission impossible] (181k)

morning.wav
[The United States Post Office - morning greetings] (73k)

nomoron.wav
"The following program is recommended for mature individuals..."] (59k)

omaley.wav
[You should try Omaley's really %$#@ing hot chili] (73k)

pagan.wav
[It's the first annual Pagan Ritual Pigout] (113k)

pope-eye.wav
[Hey kids - this week, Pope-eye baptizes Brutus!] (125k)

postal.wav
[Get the job that puts you in charge - become a United States Post Office employee] (113k)

psa-mont.wav
[Are you a psychopathic wacko? Then come to beautiful Montana] (157k)

r&j_trek.wav
[William Shatner's Romeo & Juliet] (162k)

rapseuss.wav
[Learn to read with Dr. Seuss' Books from the Hood!] (97k)

schwing.wav
[Use Fong Schwing to ensure maximum success in the bedroom] (134k)

she-man.wav
[See He-ra and She-man in teh Saturday morning cartoon Transvestites of the Universe] (112k)

shockers.wav
[So kids, what cereal are you going to tell mom to buy next time she goes shopping? Sugar-coated Sugar Shockers!] (174k)

smokeair.wav
[It's like an ashtray in the sky - Smokers' Airline] (154k)

smokers.wav
[If you love to smoke, and also love to travel, then come aboard The Lung Boat] (145k)

splatbud.wav
"Bud... weis... er... road kill on the information super-highway" (21k)

starsight.wav
[Star Sight - the built-in television guide with detailed program descriptions - what are you looking at?] (35k)

sumophob.wav
"Sumophobia is an irrational fear of nearly nude fat men in diapers." (136k)

uni_bank.wav
Universal Bank - we trust you about as far as we can throw you." (113k)

vowel.wav
[Do you suffer from painful vowel movements?] (100k)

wettrek.wav
[Watch Wet Trek - another overblown special effects showcase for people who used to make money doing movies] (157k)

whipple.wav
[Whatever you do, don't squeeze the Charmin!] (148k)

win95.wav
[Another epic tale of man versus machine - Charleton Heston stars in - Windows 95] (118k)

winbeer.wav
[Make your own beer with the computer - Microsoft Brew - with a head so big, you could float a mouse on it] (75k)

yogurt.wav
[That's right, yogurt's alive. Yogurt - it's like swallowing a ravenous rat, whole!] (125k)

zipcodes.wav
"Don't use zip codes when you mail..." (27k)