MOVIES
Happy Gilmore
ay.wav
Shooter: You stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy: How 'bout I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may! Whaddaya ya say? (134k)
allover.wav
- I want to kiss you all over. And over and again. I want to kiss you over. Till the night closes in. (226k)
ball.wav
- Ooo my damn Lord - you never leave me open son, 'cause I'm gonna hit it every time. You want some more of that? I didn't think so! (95k)
ballhome.wav
- Son of a bitch ball why don't you just go home! That's your home - are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball! (110k)
bleep.wav
[Happy bleeping curses after missing the ball] (119k)
bobbitch.wav
- Now you've had enough. Bitch. (38k)
buldance.wav
- Doin' the bulldance, feelin' the flow, working it. (34k)
check.wav
[Happy asking where his check is] (101k)
clothes.wav
- Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass. (41k)
clubs.wav
Happy: Where're you going with those clubs punk?
His caddy: Mr. Gilmore I'm you're caddy. (63k)
die_clown.wav
- ... You're gonna die clown! (94k)
dipshit.wav
- Where were you on that one dipshit? (15k)
eatsh.wav
Shooter: You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
Shooter: ..............no! (92k)
fingers.wav
[Grandma gets landscaping duty] (319k)
finpaint.wav
- You know what you're a lousy kindergarten teacher - I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they SUCK! (62k)
hatebob.wav
- Dammit, I hate that Bob Barker! (26k)
jackass1.wav
- You suck! Ya jack-ass! (29k)
jackass2.wav
- You will not make this putt! Ya jack-ass! (41k)
jackass3.wav
Heckler: Jack Ass!
[Happy hits a bad shot]
Bob Barker: This guy sucks! (101k)
jacket.wav
- Gold jacket, green jacket - who gives a shit (29k)
myworld.wav
- Check out the name tag. You're in my world now grandma. (69k)
oldlady.wav
- But, she's an old lady, I mean look at her - she's.. old. You can't just take her stuff, she's - too old! (81k)
rake.wav
The PR Lady: What is this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it into the woods?
Happy: What? I didn't break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods, because it's made of wood, and I thought he should be with his family. (130k)
seeyou.wav
- Yeah alright, I'll see you guys there - bhhrrrrr. (25k)
taparoo.wav
- Tap it in, just tap it in... give it a little tappee, tap tap taparoo. (66k)
touch.wav
- That's my puck baby, don't you ever touch my puck! (30k)
tough.wav
[The scene when Happy gets in the batting cage and takes balls to the head.] (281k)
warmmilk.wav
Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps put me to sleep.
Orderly: You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP. (97k)
wrong.wav
- The price is wrong BITCH! (21k)
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